Most of us would not sit and wait for a tortoise to eat its salad. It’s just tooo sloooow. So that is why Matthew Hoyos deserves our thanks for not only patiently filming the scene but mercifully speeded it up so we can see it all at the speed of a Michelangelo Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle gobbling its pizza. By the way, that is one beautiful tortoise.
